Shrek is love, Shrek is life...
Before I downloaded this app, my life was falling apart. Lost my job and had a divorce. I was planning to drink bleach and choke on it. Until Ive found this app. I decided to download it and... And it changed my life. Shortly after downloading the game, I smelled onions in the room. Then I saw our ogrelord and saviour, Shrek. He said, "Dont worry laddie, youre in for a look life changing ride." He picked me with his ogre hands and flew through the roof. Shrek than flew at a speed that it couldnt be measured. My ex-wife hears a bang. She went to look what it was. She than heard a voice saying, "How dare you make a perfectly good onion layer terrible. Youre going to pay the price." Shrek than crashed threw the ceiling and crushed her into an onion. I would eat her for dinner later on. Afterwards, he flew to my work and into the room where my boss was. My boss was in the middle of a meeting when he heard a loud knock. Shrek opened the door and shouted, "Prepare your anus laddies." Shrek than raped everybody in the room. One female employee tried to call the police, but Shrek raped her to death with his mighty ogreforce. By the time she was dead, most employees were out of the building. Shrek than looked toward me and gave a wink. My heart was pounding. But it pumped for disappointment. Shrek than magically gave me a new girlfriend, higher paying job, and 2 $100 iTunes gift cards to purchase everything in this shrektastic game. Thank you Shrek
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