Pocket Shrek App Reviews

Cute and fun game! Love making Shrek fart and belch!

OH YEAH

I cant reveal my true name on this review, as Shrek, and only Shrek deserves to know. This game may not be as good as the real almighty Ogrelord, but it shrekceeds my shrekspectations. Every night I pray the same prayer to Him; for He has blessed me with this life. OUR OGRE, WHO ART IN HIS SWAMP LAYERED BE THY NAME THY SHREKDOM COME THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HIS SWAMP GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY ONIONS AND FORGIVE US OUR SHREKPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SHREKPASS AGAINST US LEAD US NOT INTO SHREKTATION, AND DELIVER US FROM FARQUAD (Saran) FOR THINE IS THE SHREKDOM AND THE POWER AND THE OGLORY ARE YOURS, BECAUSE ITS ALL OGRE NOW.

Respect my pronoun.

I love shrek and he is my favorite movie. Thank you makers. And you what?. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ of stars :)

So much has changed in six months. I cant believe I used to go to school, have friends, love my family, eat food, watch movies... Those things are so overrated I found out after downloading PocketShrek™. After ditching the useless things in my life Ive found peace in myself in the world. Simply making Shrek burp had always made me happy. If our world will continue everyone needs to play pocket Shrek! Or else violence will rip this planet. Shrek is love Shrek is life.

Oh, how satisfying it is serve my Lord Shrek. To feed him, to hear his smells rumble darkly as they exit from his butthole and mouth, because its better out then in I always say To watch as he blows his own horns, a sexy groan coming out of them. Oh, Shrek, how satisfying it is to play games with you. Id spend every dime I have on maggots just for you Shrek. It brightens up my day when I hear Shreks comments as I tap on his shoulders. I tickle Shrek. I tap on Shreks penile area, hoping for a reaction. This game reassures the very fact that....Shrek is love, Shrek is life. The only problem I have with this game is the one man I hate most in life appears in some occasions. This man is Lord Farquaad. Remove him from this app immediately so I can worry only about pleasing my love, Shrek. To the creators of this game, thank you. Shrek bless you all.

This is one of the most fabulous games I played. I was thinking of committing suicide before I played this game. I have found faith in shrek and I have found a reason to live. The relationship between you and shrek is fabulous. He makes you feel as if you are in control of shrek in reality he is controlling you. I found the meaning to life. Everyone except shrek is meaningless. My whole family now worships shrek. Shrek is love, shrek is life

I absolutely love this game. It is a lot of fun. Great HD quality too! :)

This game is a must hve for every Shrek fan!

Just yes. 10/10 best game ever

For ogres like me this is a must have game 100% on the ogre scale

5/7 would shrek again

Today I have found the true meaning of life, its to please Shrek with my stubby green fingers. I was going to be a normal Shrek disciple but, I couldnt help my self. Shrek is my best friend. All I need to do is smell Shreks onion breath and feel his layered hands on my back. I have all the merchandise. I pray to Shrek before every meal. Shrek is Love, Shrek is life. Bless me oh, green one!

I CANT SMELL ANYTHING BUT ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My kids love this game and then I was playing it with them and loved it so I downloaded it for myself!

This app is ogrely fun and shrektastic

This app is hilarious and so entertaining to play and I could play this until midnight and never get bored this app is epic,get it!!!

This game is amazing

Changed my life. 10/10 Please make a Pocket Shrek 2.