Pocket Shrek App Reviews

Most shrektastic app in the store by far. Very enjoyable.

The games awesome but I wish that u can get Donkey somewhere from level 13-19. So I wont have to wait to long to get him. Other than that I have no problem with this fantastic lovable app. Who doesnt love the Shrek characters that arent villains.

First of all Im actually here to review not quote a stupid meme.. Secondly, This game is pretty fun at first but after a while I realized this has absolutely no story to it like why are we doing this in the first place? And its made basically to get people to spend real money on it. You cant even play the mini games or feed Shrek too many times without having to pay gold to do so. And once you run out of gold you may have to buy more along with gems. And thats basically the only two things you can do with Shrek thats actually entertaining besides making him fart a lot. I didnt even play long enough to unlock Donkey nor do I plan to. Im giving it 3 stars because kids will probably like it more than I did. If it wasnt a Shrek themed game then I would probably give it 1 star. I deleted it off my phone 3/5 stars. I love Shrek but this app wasnt that entertaining to me just very meh..

I love this app. There is so much to do and it is really fun. Please try it!

This was too sexy for school, I got expelled. Worth it. Do not show to small children, theyll die from the excitement. Would rate higher if more stars.

> I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a loser > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a jerk > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > Its Shrek > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > Im ready > I spread my cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It was very intense it what was like I was being raped by shrek. "Shrektastic"

I played all the way to level 20, and it does not let me unlock Donkey. I can switch to him and make him talk, but I must pay real money to play his games and interact with him otherwise. This bug makes this the worst game I have ever played in my life.

I am a 56 year old transvestite who has recently married my 4 year old dog, Weenie. We have had some trouble in bed (his rock isnt solid if you know what I mean), and by just playing this game for only 253 hours has helped so much. This amazing invention of a game has cured my autism (with a side effect of my penis growing back) and helped my marriage stay strong. 10/10 would eat again

All jokes aside this is a really fun and enjoyable app thats surprisingly well made for one Ive never heard being talked about. I just recommended it to everyone I know. Thank god I was browsing in the depths of the App Store half asleep.

This game is a religious experience. God is real. And His name is Shrek.

When I found this app it was awesome that I could have my God Shrek always with me!!! This is the best game ever so play it! #shrekisloveshrekislife

A mixture of shrek and sexy. Best app Ive ever used, very shrektacular. 10/10. Ogre approved.

This game is the best. Whenever I am feeling down this game helps me. I am so addicted that I even divorced my wife and left everything I had behind. I M currently writing this in a dumpster, where I found this old iPhone 4s. #shrekisloveshrekislife

"Thou shalt download Pocket Shrek." Swamp 1:1 Any true Ogreist would download Pocket Shrek. If you dont, you will suffer and burn in Duloc like the filthy beast you are. Ogreism is yes

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didnt make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So whats wrong with taking the back streets? Youll never know if you dont go Youll never shine if you dont glow [Chorus:] Hey, now, youre an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, youre a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Its a cool place and they say it gets colder Youre bundled up now wait til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My worlds on fire. How about yours? Thats the way I like it and Ill never get bored. [Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didnt make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So whats wrong with taking the back streets Youll never know if you dont go Youll never shine if you dont glow. [Chorus] And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

<3 best app!! And dont ever delete it pls

I was lost in the torture of real life but when I found this game my life changed. I gained 474 pounds, sold my home to buy Donkey and Puss in Boots, and neglected my 17 cats. Without this game I would be a healthy, productive member of society. Wonderful game 10/10 would ruin my life again?

Shrek is indeed love/life

This app is the epitome of cancer. I spent so long trying to get enough storage to download this awful app, but little did I know I was wasting my time. I open the application only to find Shrek "full of gas." I had no choice but to make him fart and eat maggots. Then, for the next 10 minutes, nothing happened. This is, hands down, the most abominable app Ive ever downloaded. An overall revolting experience. 0/10 onions.